69,420,000 ANAL minted 🍑

The most explosive memecoin in the cosmos

Remaining supply: 69,420,000

💎 Buy $ANAL Now
Psychedelic vortex

About SOL ANAL

Born from the depths of crypto twitter and the absurd imagination of degens, SOL ANAL is the first memecoin to openly embrace its ridiculous nature. We don’t promise Lambos, we promise chaos: a swirling vortex of hype, burns and burlesque experiments that will leave you laughing as hard as you’re pumping.

There is no roadmap carved in stone – only phases of pure insanity that change with our whims. Join the Anal Army and help us write history… or at least a very funny footnote.

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Stay up to date with the latest stats and feel the pulse of the Analverse.

Price

0.0000 SOL

(Simulation for demo purposes)

Supply Left

69,420,000

and dropping every second

Total Burned

0

since launch

ANAL price chart

How to Buy $ANAL

  1. Create a Solana wallet (we recommend Phantom or Solflare).
  2. Load your wallet with SOL via an exchange or on‑ramp.
  3. Click the “Buy $ANAL Now” button at the top of this page or go to Raydium.
  4. Swap your SOL for ANAL and join the Anal Army.
  5. HODL, laugh at the memes and ride the rollercoaster.

Token Stats

Here’s a snapshot of our wild ride so far.

Holders

3,420

(and counting)

Volume

420K SOL

total traded

Liquidity Pool

69K SOL

locked for 1 year

Distribution

Airdrop 15%
Liquidity 50%
Marketing 10%
Treasury 5%
Burn 20%

Top Holders (for laughs)

Disclaimer: these addresses are random and for decorative purposes only. Real degen whales remain anonymous.

Announcements & Contests

🔥 Upcoming Burn Event

When we reach 10,000 holders, we’re burning 6,942,000 ANAL. Keep pumping!

🎁 Meme Contest

Post your best ANAL meme on Twitter with #SolAnalContest. Winner gets 69,420 ANAL tokens and eternal fame.

🍑 Charity Drop

5% of transaction fees this month will be donated to proctology research. Because we care.

Live Feed

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Tokenomics

CategoryPercentDescription
Airdrop 🍑15%Reward the true degenerates
Liquidity 🔒50%Locked tighter than your secrets
Marketing 📢10%Shitposts, memes & OnlyFans collabs
Treasury 💼5%Funding our craziest ideas
Burn 🔥20%We’ll torch them when we feel like it

Roadmap

0

Phase 0 – Conception

Idea sparked in a degen group chat. We argued about the name longer than it took to mint.

1

Phase 1 – Launch & FUD

Deploy on Solana, lock liquidity, airdrop to early fans and let the haters flood. More FUD, more fun.

2

Phase 2 – Analverse Expansion

Release limited edition ANAL NFTs, partner with other absurd tokens and build the Analverse metaverse.

3

Phase 3 – Universe Infiltration

Memes so strong that Elon Musk takes notice. Burn events tied to absurd holidays. Cross‑chain portals open.

4

Phase 4 – Transcendence

We don’t know what comes next but it will be weird. Maybe a feature film. Maybe analverse VR. Maybe a cult.

Crazy Experiments

Our laboratory of ludicrous ideas is always bubbling. Here’s a taste of what we’re plotting:

FAQ

Is this a joke?

Absolutely. But sometimes jokes moon harder than “serious” projects.

How do I buy $ANAL?

Create a Solana wallet (we like Phantom), load it with SOL, click our buy button and swap. Easy as pie.

Will you rug?

No rug here. Liquidity is locked and the only thing getting pulled is your leg.

What’s next?

Whatever the community dreams up. Got a crazy idea? Drop it in our Telegram and we might just build it.

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